Albert's Mom

I got it on with Albert's hot mom
I got it on with Albert's hot mom
I got it on with Albert's hot mom
I got it on with Albert's hot mom

Hey Al can I stop by your house around no-oo-oo-on (around noon)
Last time your mom showed me her po-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-on (showed her poon)
Tell her to meet me in the yard out back (yard out back)
Feel her up, then I'll take her into the sa-a-a-ack (the sack)

You can see it in her eyes that she wants a bone
Don't worry I'll shove it in her mouth so she can't moan

Albert's mom has got me turned on
I fucked her in the bum when she had a thong on
Albert don't worry; you won't have to call me daddy
I knew I might get crabs, but I got it on with Albert's mom

I got it on with Albert's hot mom
I got it on with Albert's hot mom

Hey Al do you remember when I plowed your mom? (plowed your mom)
Fucked all night, she sure is the bo-o-o-omb (she's the bomb)
I'm surprised you slept through it, we fucked 'til dawn (fucked 'til dawn)
She was pretty loud, getting nailed on the la-a-a-awn (nailed on the lawn)

I know that you think it's just a nightmare
But ever since you dumped her she could use a fuck from me

Albert's mom has got me turned on
I fucked her int he bum when she had a thong on
Albert don't worry; you won't have to call me daddy
I knew I might get crabs, but I got it on with Albert's mom

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Albert's mom has got me turned on
I fucked her in the bum when she had a thong on
Albert don't worry; you won't have to call me daddy
I knew I might get craaaaaaabs
(but I got it on with)
Albert's mom (oh oh)
(I got it on with)
Albert's mom (oh oh)
(I came in her)

Albert don't worry; you won't have to call me daddy
I knew I might get crabs, but I got it on with Albert's mom




Stacy's Mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacys mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom